1. Your in your house and no one else is around- a crash sounds downstairs- do you shit a brick house?

YES. I FLIP THE FUCK OUT AND JUMP OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.

2. Whatever you last watched just grabbed you from your screen and pulls you into that world- how fucked are you?

SO FUCKED. Angel comes on every morning and David Boreanaz is slowly getting me attached. OMG THIS MORNING HE WAS TURNED INTO A PUPPET AND DAWWWWWW~

3. youve become a shape-shifter for the day- what or who do you shift into?

PUPPIES.
PUPPIES EVERYWHERE.

4. You have become a mythical animal! what are you and why?

OMG YOU KNOW THAT BIG FLYING SHINY DOG THING IN NEVER ENDING STORY?
THAT'S ME.

5. if you could have any house pet,what would you have and why?

Do Pokemon count...?

6. You are a transformer.( getting tired of these questions yet?) what machine are you?

OMG IM A GUMMY WORM MAKEY MACHINE DOODLEY DIG.

7. go to the nearest books 33rd page and read the 17th line down- thats your sex life. go on, tell us about it- this isnt really a question but i cant think of much more.

"Ethics is not history.  To paint and to relate is not to approve."
SOUNDS INTERESTING.

8. OH DUDE YOUR FAVOURITE ANIME/CARTOON/MANGA CHARACTER JUST KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR FOR AN ADVENTURE WHAT DO YOU TAKE WITH YOU? only allowed 3 things!

A BAKED POTATO, SOME PAPER TOWELS, AND A PERMANENT MARKER.

9. PC or MAC?( yep im this retarded i cant think of anything else)

YOUR FACE IS PC OR MAC!

10. ARE YOU MY FRIEND YET?

HAHA WHO ARE YOU?

11. if you could travel to anywhere with unlimited money- where and why?

ATLANTIS. BECAUSE FUCK YOU IT'S ATLANTIS.